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DELUSION -


TAGS: anime redheads jaded iceman
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 12:46 pm
Been a very long time, but I think that's Brock from Pokemon, Dan. Also... from her position, I kind of suspect she is attracted. No?
dandudeamiga - April 12, 2011, 11:19 pm
Nice! Just curious...which anime TV is this from?
kirayagami - October 13, 2010, 5:07 am
wow!yummmy!!!!!!


DADS AGAINST DATING DAUGHTERS -




REDHEAD EXTINCTION - Redheads will become extinct in the next 100 years. Thank god I will be dead




GINGERS, TO ARMS!!! - After years of enduring abuse and slander, our time has come. The Revolution is at hand! Today: Britain, tomorrow: the world!


TAGS: redheads everywhere theres too many game over man game over
Rating: 2.76/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

MashiMashi - February 29, 2012, 8:56 pm
All the gingers at my gym have exceptional and proportional racks, If the girls fat they're humongus, if the girls skinny they're big.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2009, 8:19 pm
Only the British care about Gingers....the rest of the world have better minorities too hate.......like Mexicans or albinos.
Woodywood03a - September 10, 2009, 7:50 pm
I love Red headed women. I would love to see a Red headed Japanese woman. Then I will say, "YES... THERE IS REALLY SOMEONE THAT LOVES ME!!!"
Jas - September 10, 2009, 6:58 pm
OMG those people are on fire! Help them!
rogueagent - September 10, 2009, 6:46 pm
I never understood why gingers got the abuse, I think red headed women are great.


THE CHURCH OF BEAVIS CHRIST - of Latter-Day Buttheads




OSAMA BIN LADEN'S HEADSTONE - An Eco Friendly Memorial




AGEING - You know you're getting too old, when the candles cost more than the cake.


TAGS: grandads birthday
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

7053 - July 10, 2011, 5:24 am
Too old to live..


PEACE -


TAGS: everyone reloads
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - May 4, 2012, 9:24 pm

Thank you, Gas~~
lgvernon - May 4, 2012, 5:26 pm

Thank you, Mao~
maoworks2 - May 4, 2012, 2:04 pm
Good One, And Very On The Spot
gas - May 4, 2012, 11:57 am
LOL, great one!
lgvernon - May 3, 2012, 5:34 pm

Thanks, Elvis!
fatelvis - May 3, 2012, 5:29 pm
Nice! And fortunately the coffee was still brewing. 5L


ZOMBIE EX -


TAGS: zombie apocalypse ex headshot
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 10:25 am
"It's coming right for us".. 5 spent cartridges


EPIC BEARD-BEAR MAN - Epic even with the socks




REDHEADS - Not everybody wants one.


TAGS: redheads come in xlg too
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

spacedog - September 2, 2010, 11:41 pm
LOL! Man down! We've got a man down.
suenero - September 2, 2010, 11:37 pm
BBW cleavage. My kryptonite. Please stop me before...before...oh for the love of gawd, stop me!
5150monkeylove - September 2, 2010, 10:01 pm
per RL's poster, its not to hard to change how you feel.... w/ just a few more shots
agdaniele - September 2, 2010, 9:46 pm
Hair clip.... chambered, and ready to use! (you know what I'm sayin)


REDHEADS - fire of my life!


TAGS: redhead red redheads
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by filtr

Me_ - December 14, 2009, 1:44 pm
Love them, but wish they were not all completely bonkers.
Derek - October 16, 2009, 12:10 am
Handy to be turned on by something so easily arranged
Fat Man Cool - May 20, 2009, 10:40 pm
Hmm, I didn't know Dave Mustaine had a daughter.
Douche Bagalow - April 2, 2009, 9:31 am
Oh, good gravy! I do loves me some redheads!


KNEE-PADS -


TAGS: pads
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by ronsart

CANADA - July 15, 2009, 2:02 pm
i hope we are lucky enought to see the day that every woman comes so well equipt
Cubbybear - October 31, 2008, 8:06 pm
5 from me buddy...nice classic vintage hula girl
RON - October 31, 2008, 6:43 pm
Your Opinion...Still Great. So sorry u did,t like.
energy - October 31, 2008, 6:40 pm
it was good until you put your names on it


THE GOOD OLD DAYS -


TAGS: ads
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by concern3

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:50 pm
...But wait, there's more!: You also get an instillment of "Moving the lawn is good exercise for her". And, if you act now, we'll throw-in a deeply-suggested adversion to all all expensive & "pretty" things (Jewelery & clothes) ABSOLUTELY FREE! Call now!
TheHornyGoat - November 13, 2015, 2:35 am
That's romantic? Romantic is when she's lying nekkid on a bearskin in front of a fireplace. This isn't romantic LOL


THIS JUST IN... - Kowabunga!


TAGS: april o neil tmnt teenage mutant ninja turtles redhead redheads
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by jalford

Weapon X - November 25, 2010, 2:23 pm
LOVE this one!!! But April was NEVER a redhead...except maybe for what's-her-name in the first movie...and even then, that doesn't count...


HEY - Wanna make out?




AS SEEN ON TV - Buyer Beware! You don't always get what you want. But you always get what you paid for.




ANGRY DOG - Angry Dog, Is Really ANGRY !




FPS_CAT -


TAGS: lolcat fps doug pure pwnage reference boom headshot
Rating: 3.12/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - November 10, 2009, 12:43 am
That's bada$s, dude. You've met him? I'm a huge Pure Pwnage fan. By the way, Thanks Krissie.
MrRandom - November 10, 2009, 12:18 am
Never saw the response to that Bart, and I meant FPS Doug actually lives in my city, and was a delivery guy to our grocery store for awhile.
Krissie - November 10, 2009, 12:15 am
LOL!!!!! 5L!!!!!! LOVE IT!!!!!!
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 3:53 pm
FPS_Doug has an account on this site? Awesome! What does he go by here!?
MrRandom - October 18, 2009, 2:14 am
Boom headshot? FPS Doug actually lives here.
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 2:10 am
It's good to know that you guys liked it. As for the reference, Aggy, the underscore in the title serves as a shout out to the fine people at purepwnage.com...It's my favorite web show.
jetgod - October 17, 2009, 8:06 pm
Jeeeeeeeeeeenkinnnnnsssssssssss! Lol!
agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 5:14 pm
I'm guessing that I don't entirely get the reference, but it's hilarious!


REDHEADS - When god created the redheads, he wanted to show off. Seriously.




PHONE HANGING UP -




when two redheads marry -


TAGS: 21 years redheads passion
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - April 17, 2015, 12:04 pm
LOL! Well Emilio, we're both part Irish....
EmilioDumphque - April 16, 2015, 11:38 pm
Sounds like it could lead to the "Irish Bulldozer" scenario.


SILENCE KILLS ME -


TAGS: silence thinking leads
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

mariand - December 22, 2011, 4:35 am
nice
Reality Lord - December 21, 2011, 7:28 am

wow. hugely demotivating. nice


CURIOSITY -




BATTLETOADS - Live-Action doesn't work that well anthropomorphic animals




RANCOR -




HEY DEZ! - Since you don't like pads, try these instead.




NICKELODEON -


TAGS: kids tv sexy dads cubby
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

FatherTyme - June 6, 2011, 3:25 pm
We dan always count on Cubby to give the gif's that keep on giving...
Cubbybear - March 9, 2011, 11:57 pm
Here's a link to the gif... http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/17-year-old-ariana-grande-wet-in-a-bikini-gif


MARDI GRAS BEADS -


TAGS: mardi gras day a conditioned response see the beads look at these
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

Sean - February 15, 2010, 10:43 pm
Hey, thanks -- you monochromatic arachnid ... for creeping me out on so many levels. 5.
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 9:03 pm
Emotional scars........ ACTIVATE!
GreyScorpion - February 15, 2010, 9:00 pm
nothing says I love you like a string of beads of the seed
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 8:55 pm
Just like the pearl necklace dad gave mom?
rerun - February 15, 2010, 8:51 pm

starting them off young


THE EDGE -




BOOM HEADSHOT!! - He going to get it


TAGS: boom headshot
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Wu Fang

Anon - February 14, 2009, 8:28 pm
i lol'd


THE BOONDOCK SAINTS - One way to make religion seem awesome


TAGS: religion saints boondock the guns headshot humiliation cat killed whiskey
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Hellion

zoomer296 - January 5, 2013, 9:45 pm
and shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee. (Continued on next comment)
zoomer296 - January 5, 2013, 9:43 pm
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.
boeweizer - November 23, 2009, 12:25 am
and shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee.


THE 50'S -


TAGS: weird ads creepy
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Untamedfifty - August 16, 2010, 10:03 am
i wanna punch small children in the face now for some reason
Cubbybear - August 15, 2010, 11:27 pm
Brains...yes brains
pzykosiz - August 15, 2010, 9:58 pm
did anyone else think he was eating a bowl of worms?
Bartimaeus - August 15, 2010, 9:20 pm
Norman Rockwell is spinning in his grave!
440wakeup - August 15, 2010, 9:02 pm
its not the times its the GINGER. If I were to even think about it sloppy messy spaghetti in a good sweater and shirt, my mom would've
Bartimaeus - August 15, 2010, 8:54 pm
Gingers...5


CHOOSING TAIL(S) -




MY COMMENT TO YOUR LAST COMMENT -


TAGS: comments from timmies or buttheads
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by ronsart

WTFO - November 22, 2009, 9:58 pm
Nice, Ron. You have a gift for capturing the Motifake experience.
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 7:43 pm
amsome 5l


REMEMBER KIDDIES - Spooning leads to forking




DO-NOT-CALL-LIST - not everyone wants to be on it


TAGS: talking heads call hating
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by Airman

ughomer - April 25, 2012, 6:52 pm
TIME IS AFTER US . . .
Rick69 - April 25, 2012, 1:35 pm
:D .... Haha hee haa bwaHAH HAHAEW HAwa... Oh, Lulz... XD... What's even better is I've done this before... Numerous times... ALL THE TIME... XD... Cheers, Airman... :D
SteveFurlong - April 24, 2012, 8:04 pm
I always tried to seduce them, male or female. "No, I'm not interested in aluminum siding but you have a really sexy voice so just keep talking. Don't worry if I grunt and scream 'Oh God!' while you're talking."


Please -


TAGS: music downloads
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by PapaFox

WellThatSucked - April 23, 2013, 4:05 pm
Please, anything but Indie


HUGE STONES - He has some in his hands, and his pants.




Is that you calling me home for dinner, mom? -




United States Marine Corps -




OLIVE GARDEN -


TAGS: august 13 food yeah the salads are great but its not good italian food
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

avitron - August 15, 2009, 4:46 am
kirkland olive oil ftw.
Sean - August 13, 2009, 11:29 pm
What aboot East Side Marios? Is that more of a wedgy with a vigorous noogy chaser?


MARDI GRAS -




ROADS - sometimes they lead home.




UNDERWATER NUKES - And you thought a torpedo could ruin your day




THE FIFTIES - Just damn fortunate, we were, to make it to the 60's.


TAGS: feminine hygiene lysol fifties ads
Rating: 2.86/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

! - June 18, 2009, 5:20 am
wtf, they used lysol for that????


MARKETING - not an exact science


TAGS: peta ads
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Airman

rnbw00 - June 21, 2011, 3:39 pm
PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals.
boinger - May 5, 2011, 5:39 pm
... then there are the fat chicks
CaptainBaked - May 5, 2011, 4:44 am
Brillant!
Greeny - May 4, 2011, 7:32 pm
lol


CERTAINTY -


TAGS: heads tails crankyhead
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

Hawamleh - November 21, 2010, 1:43 pm
I'm Pretty happy I Picked Up On this Philosophy this Young. for me it's enjoy the fuck out of thirty years. 5ls
agdaniele - November 21, 2010, 1:31 pm
Cotton candy likes it.
rerun - November 21, 2010, 12:58 pm

this hits true to home....I no longer take cholesterol medicine. I know everybody wanted to know that....right?
Reality Lord - November 21, 2010, 12:20 pm

awesome....as usual cranky...you prick lol.


CHASTITY BELT V4.0 -




DADS -


TAGS: diapers toddlers limits weight dads
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 15, 2013, 11:08 pm
Thanks for all the comments and L's folks!
CaptMickeyd - May 15, 2013, 4:47 pm
Been there. Can't let them get too full.
steve1961 - May 15, 2013, 3:54 am
You're supposed to CHANGE them?
SLOHAND62 - May 14, 2013, 9:39 pm
LoL 5 lb load to this. Whew I learned way late in life this picture is so true
GaryO - May 14, 2013, 9:22 pm
Oh, man, Missy, a packed load of memories there. Never changed one. If my lady was out, my rug rats were on their own. And that one there still has room for a couple more nuclear nuggets. 5 Lumpy loins
Greeny - May 14, 2013, 8:01 pm
To make a great daddy-gagger takes patience
Rudedog - May 14, 2013, 7:09 pm
Now it makes sense


THE 70'S -


TAGS: pam grier adrienne barbeau lynda carter raquel welch greybreads memories
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by suenero

culos - December 13, 2010, 12:24 pm
and penicillin took care of things, you could move on and continue doing what you did wrong before....
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2010, 8:38 am
yep, you needed penicillin back then
forseti - December 13, 2010, 8:35 am
greybreads memories?? LOL...


D.A.D.D. -


TAGS: dads against daughters dating
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by demon001

thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 31, 2014, 10:59 am
That's right! If he thinks otherwise he's in for a surprise.


Questions Without Answers -




MARDI GRAS -


TAGS: beads masks mardigras
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Airman

holymoly - February 23, 2012, 10:12 am
This poster reminds me of how the freaks in Hollywood almost seem normal once you've been there long enough
Airman - February 22, 2012, 5:01 pm
I certainly have... I used to live in Southern and Northern CA
holymoly - February 22, 2012, 4:25 pm
@Airman..... Ever been to Hollywood Ca. ?


WELCOME! -




CODEPENDENCY -


TAGS: my caseloads are always there for me usually in the guestroom
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

forseti - July 4, 2010, 5:55 pm
took me some time to get the right translation but it was worth. 5 owls
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2010, 5:22 pm
5L


REALITY VS ADVERTISING - Yeah, this pretty much sums it up.




ALABAMA - Road Maintenance Rock Stars




BAGINAS -


TAGS: before preschool was dads computer
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - January 12, 2015, 11:34 pm
but hey, another twenty years....
Oldsod - January 12, 2015, 10:27 pm
Only 4 votes in two years? 5 belated lions!


THE GIFT -


TAGS: holding out for a headstone
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Verdeckt - June 30, 2011, 11:36 am
5 cold shoulders.. Fav'd


COUNT BACKWARDS FROM 100 BY 7 -




SHROOMS NEED SOME TLC -




THE TALK - Why fathers rarely have it with their daughters.


TAGS: life lesson dads daughters advice
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 20, 2012, 2:20 pm
Thank you screamin and welcome to the site.
screamin361 - November 20, 2012, 12:03 pm
Outstanding...
MissPriss - November 19, 2012, 6:36 pm
thank you dawg
spacedog - November 19, 2012, 6:03 pm
Good movie, great poster Miss P.


FUGLY TREE -


TAGS: lucky she dont have nads
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

CaptainBaked - April 5, 2011, 2:09 am
HAHA! Would you say this is one of them?
ICEMAN - April 4, 2011, 8:05 pm
*c o u g a r s*
ICEMAN - April 4, 2011, 8:04 pm
I've heard that cougars sleep in trees.


BUT DRUGS ARE OK -


TAGS: never seen ads calendar
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Greeny

zoomer296 - February 21, 2013, 10:00 pm
I'd use the swatter, but I've found that a portable bug zapper works much better.
spacedog - August 8, 2011, 8:46 pm
LOL. It's so effective, mommy takes it too?
Verdeckt - August 8, 2011, 6:07 am
Don't make me 5top this car!


WOOOOO.....OH MY! - Proof that if SHARP uses a sexy young Asian instead of a old GAY one, they will sell more TVs.


TAGS: tv girl young sexy ads cute tits
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

R.S.Jake - March 31, 2010, 10:46 am
Well, I'm off to by a new Sharp TV for some reason! 5 color technology for you!


HEROES - In real life have their own share of fans... even if they don't see it. "With great power comes great responsibility".


TAGS: kids follow dads love them
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by motifayk

spacedog - June 25, 2012, 6:03 pm
Nice one.
motifayk - June 25, 2012, 11:13 am
I used to hit mine on a big tree all the time and called the game "Accident Man".
CloudchaserS - June 25, 2012, 11:07 am
I remember having hours of fun riding a tricycle like that when I was a pup!


HANGIN' WITH MOTHER TERESA -




PARENTS ? - you need a licence to own a gun,but they let any asshole be a parent !


TAGS: funny crazy who reads these
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by mikieelmo

Faceplant31 - March 2, 2010, 12:08 pm
Perfect MO! @ Moooooooooo+ go get yourself some depends for when you're motifaking. then you wont have to worry about making a mess for the misses
MO - March 2, 2010, 11:42 am
I've been dying to make a new poster along those lines.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 2, 2010, 11:28 am
hahahahahahah!!!!!! ROFL.....I hope other people get that....I just pee'd a little.......thanks for the laugh MO.
MO - March 2, 2010, 11:26 am
Could it be??? The long lost Kyle?


ROADSIGNS - Because Romance Isn't Dead




IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES - Unless her husband is a sniper.


TAGS: headshot
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by pieman

RocketSnake - May 13, 2010, 7:37 pm
Boom. Headshot.


LIBERALS CONSTITUTION -


TAGS: liberals constitution conservatives butt heads people who are welcome to come over to the liberal causes
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by ronsart

knowitall - October 2, 2009, 10:43 am
wow! that's a smart muh fukn censorship program you got there Mr. Motifag.
knowitall - October 2, 2009, 10:33 am
and eli is correct in his assertion. today's liberals would are more like benedict arnold, than anyone in that painting.
knowitall - October 2, 2009, 10:30 am
pffft, liberals don't believe in work! well actually that's not entirely correct, they believe other people should do all the work for them, and allow them to enjoy the benifits of that hard work.
Haarakkon - April 6, 2009, 12:37 am
Economically, socially and culturally, I have much more in common with someone from Lethbridge, Alta. than someone from Charlotte, NC. Same with a Down-Easter and a Newfie.
Haarakkon - April 6, 2009, 12:33 am
I cannot advocate violent overthrow by virtue of my position, either. It is my opinion that those elected representatives (and yes, I have personally met both senators, my congressman and governor) no longer represent the people.
WTFO - April 6, 2009, 12:18 am
agree with the policies out of that office. I post my dissent here as a private citizen, not as a SNCO.
WTFO - April 6, 2009, 12:17 am
Don't get me wrong, while I'm very pissed at the freedoms that have been violated over the past couple of months, I don't advocate blood to change things. I am a serviceman and am completely loyal to the Office of the President. However, I don't have to
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 11:45 pm
I absolutely agree regarding the parties. if they were alive today. I believe Jefferson adage regarding the tree of liberty would certainly be considered. I'm not so sure blood needs to be shed.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 11:37 pm
To be accurate, I think if they were with us today, they'd toss both parties to the wayside. I believe they'd be more in line with the Libertarians of today. However, between Reps and Dems, I think they're principles are more right than left. My opinion.
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 1:56 am
founding fathers were or would be conservatives (and by extension, members of the Republican party) if they were among us now.
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 1:54 am
a few radical agitators that threw off the yoke of oppression 200+ years ago have become symbolic of the conservative agenda today, although your comments give me some insight on this. Few things I can think of are further from the truth than to say the
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 1:51 am
I'm not certain the previous 8 years were any better for us as a people. Or that the next 3 1/2 are the second coming of Ragnarok. Some fundamental liberties suffered under the Bush administration. Some may suffer under this one. What confuses me is how
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 1:44 am
Well, 50% concurrence is better than none I guess.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 1:40 am
doesn't equate to the liberals of our time as the poster suggests. The liberals of our time are tearing down the founding principles.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 1:39 am
No argument here on having radicals on both sides. Unfortunately, the good, moderate Dems are marginalized right now cause the far left has captured the party. Yes, the founding fathers had "liberal" thoughts for their time but that definition of the word
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 1:35 am
Radicals are not only left-wingers. I submit the Militias of Montana and Michigan are fairly right-wing in their beliefs. The founding fathers believed in the principle of equality, an extremely liberal notion for their time.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 1:21 am
agree with that sentiment. Unfortunately, our govt is being overthrown (but not through the use of arms) right now. Some of the founding principles of this nation are under attack because the radicals were voted into govt offices.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 1:20 am
My fault. I thought that was where you were going. However, on your real point, those who overthrow of an oppressive govt are only considered radical by the govt being overthrown. From the perspective of the founding fathers, there liberated us and I
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 1:07 am
Whoa, Nellie. Iraq never entered this equation. My contention is merely this, that anyone advocating armed overthrow of their current form of government, is, by definition, a radical. Therefore, the founding fathers were radicals, even in their own time
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:53 am
with Britian. I think where they founding fathers would have the hardest time is seeing how we are returning to the same oppressive big govt that we fought against to stand up this Republic.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:52 am
As for Washington, Hemp is used to make rope and other things as well. It also wasn't illegal at the time so it's an irrelevant point in my mind. I believe that this country has been divisive since its beginning. Several colonists didn't want to go to war
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:50 am
Building a free country in that region takes time and is harder when hostile countries around the area (Iran, Syria, Saudi) keep flooding insurgents into Iraq. I'm sorry you are not patient enough to give them a chance to succeed.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:48 am
too weak to back up their own "strongly worded letters" to Saddam, we gathered 39 other like-minded countries and wiped him and his psycho sons off the planet. A job well done. That move also worked to set the battlespace for the Global War on Terror.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:46 am
I didn't dodge anything. We overthrew a dictator that engaged in acts of war against this country, was a known sponsor of terrorism, he violated international law for a decade, and he was a threat to his neighbors and his own people. So when the UN was
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 12:15 am
Ironically, Jefferson was widely known as a liberal even in his time.
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 12:13 am
Frankly, I believe the founding fathers would be disgusted by all of it if they were alive today, the divisiveness, the partisan bickering, the incivility. Jefferson certainly would advcocate armed revolution.
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 12:10 am
Beg to differ, gents. If the conservatives like to claim a hemp growing immigrant as one of their own (George Washington), that's their choice. I see you completely dodged the overthrow question, WTFO.
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:56 pm
That's right! And sometimes they even use red ink.
agdaniele - April 4, 2009, 11:54 pm
Especially when they use all caps!
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:52 pm
WTFO - In all fairness to the Democratic Party, their nasty letters are also very stern.
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:48 pm
Haarakkon - I'm all for the peaceful overthrow of our elected representatives. They have failed us all. If that doesn't work....well let's see what happens. WTFO - You were right the first time. It's "bear arms." Bare arms would be naked...oh my!
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:47 pm
The Republican party defends the freedoms of this nation and the world from threats. Democrats write nasty letters and engage in appeasement policies.
Haarakkon - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
The Republican Party advocates a violent overthrow of the existing form of government? Wait, since a Democrat is in office, I guess that IS correct. Never mind.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:18 pm
Just noticed that I used the wrong spelling of "bare". Oh well, right to bare arms or arm bears, whatever the hell you want to do.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:17 pm
These men were not liberals in this country. They stood for what the Republicans stand for now. Sorry that I have to stand on the other side of the issue from you my friend, but that is certainly nothing new.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:16 pm
Poor analogy, Ron. These men were liberals in the eyes of King George III. However, they stood for the rights of the individual not the govt, smaller govt, right to bear arms, lower taxes, capitalism, freedom of religion, and they built a Republic.
eli - April 4, 2009, 8:41 pm
liberals would be the torries turning these badasses in to the british, LONG LIVE REPUBLICANA!!!
Toussaint - February 5, 2009, 11:02 am
The Constitution has been perverted and misshaped into the deformed appearance it is today. Only the Shroud of Turin is more sacred an untouchable and removed from discovering the truth.
Liberals at work... - February 5, 2009, 12:57 am
for the last time. Then they unionized.


Redheads -


TAGS: redheads
Rating: 2.2/5

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JesusWept - July 24, 2014, 5:44 pm
Unless you use a condom XD
Greeny - July 22, 2014, 9:55 pm
anyone who dates a redhead gal will have everlasting memories
Cannabal - July 22, 2014, 1:24 pm
Why does the "real redhead" have blonde hair?
Airman - July 22, 2014, 1:11 am
my father, my sister, my son are redheads.. love them all. I still get weak in the knees when I see a strawberry blonde.. think Rebecca De Morney


HEADSHOT! - When sniping gets too boring


TAGS: headshot call of duty
Rating: 2.12/5

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Yeo - May 5, 2009, 3:28 am
How could you put this on here? This is just wrong...
john - March 13, 2009, 6:05 pm
this is sick take it down really i hate seeing this picture the video is bad as well


GONADS - Don't leave them hanging around....




THE PROSECUTION RESTS -




Killing Fields -




Ads On Toilet Paper -


TAGS: toilet paper ads
Rating: 4.88/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2013, 9:55 pm
True story.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2013, 9:54 pm
All I could think was.... "My, God! There's an assailant on the run..... hasn't wiped yet?"
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2013, 9:53 pm
"What happened?" Apparently the man was dropping a deuce at the McDonald's and there was no tp. He asked a manager for some who spoke little English. The man became enraged with the manager and pulled a knife on him. They called the police, he took off.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2013, 9:49 pm
Once, when I was a child, my family had some police officers knock at our door, wanting to searching the back yard for an attacker at a nearby McDonald's. They didn't find him in our yard, however my dad had to ask....
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2013, 11:47 am
Hmmm, I see.
MissPriss - August 24, 2013, 11:40 am
Might be the only way to get management to actually replace the TP when you tell them it's out!


new for your bucket list -


TAGS: lion book nads
Rating: 4.64/5

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MissPriss - April 25, 2014, 2:09 pm
Alrighty, how's about 4T's?


SKINHEADS - Not exactly the Einsteins of the criminal underworld.


TAGS: stupidity skinheads crime criminals stupid
Rating: 4.63/5

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Pikeman - December 26, 2012, 12:48 am
So proud of their whiteness they cover it in black.


BUCKING THE ODDS -




IN TIME IT WILL BE SILLY -


TAGS: fads fade with fading time
Rating: 4.62/5

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Sho - July 15, 2012, 1:14 pm
Untimely 5


BLONDE VS BRUNETTE -


TAGS: redheads are always better calendar
Rating: 4.61/5

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KingInChainz - April 23, 2012, 12:46 am
I go for the tits.....


LARGER HEADS - A recent study reveals Americans' heads are larger than they were 150 years ago but sadly there is no indication that the extra room is used for anything.


TAGS: larger heads
Rating: 4.59/5

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RSpy6 - September 1, 2012, 4:39 pm
Lol funny
Iconoclast - September 1, 2012, 12:19 am
We have all noticed the Airheads who walk among us - - - -
Bull - August 31, 2012, 5:14 pm
hehehe .. nice


QUOTES FROM THE INTERNET PROPHET -


TAGS: threads
Rating: 4.58/5

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5150monkeylove - August 31, 2010, 1:13 am
AMEN!!!!


GREAT ADVERTISING. - honest and to the point


TAGS: ads
Rating: 3.9/5

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LET'S FACE IT - Don't Bury our heads


TAGS: ostrich heads fear
Rating: 3.89/5

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CloudchaserS - October 24, 2012, 11:40 pm
I especially dislike it when parents do that with misbehaving children. They find it easier to ignore or rationalize away bad behavior instead of making them behave. Criminals start out that way.


SPONSER -


TAGS: baby ads
Rating: 3.64/5

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HEADSHOT - Not quite what you expected,ey?


TAGS: headshot
Rating: 3.27/5

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OH YEAH? -




PADS - You're gonna need some real quick


TAGS: pads
Rating: 3.08/5

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CONSERVATIVES -


TAGS: buttheads stupid people
Rating: 3/5

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thatonechick - August 10, 2010, 7:18 pm
MotiSearching: Denise Miliani
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 10, 2010, 7:17 pm
Unless you wanna debate Transformers vs gobots......that's still OK......Gobots FTW!!!!!!!
GreyScorpion - August 10, 2010, 7:17 pm
yeah, this site is about boobies...oh wait, we have another site for that too...and now there's some kind of hooter vigilante out there 1L bombing the ones we do have...the world has gone mad. whoever it is, better not hit a Denise Millani, so help them
thatonechick - August 10, 2010, 7:13 pm
Yeah. We don't discuss politics here any more... If you want to, please visit politifake.org
ramblerjw - August 10, 2010, 7:07 pm
and yeah, I just realized I dug up an artifact to post on here. Oh well
ramblerjw - August 10, 2010, 7:06 pm
barockeva, believe me there are a lot of conservatives that do not believe in religion at all. And seriously people, both sides are brainwashed sheeple. Get a life and an original thought and stop the whole "liberal/conservative" bashing.
FelixA9 - January 2, 2010, 7:57 pm
Ha, ha. Anybody still saying "go Obama!" has no room to call anybody dumb.
Liberal Moron - October 23, 2009, 11:45 pm
you people are dumb! go Obama!
... - March 15, 2009, 2:33 pm
Liberals: Because all Conservatives believe that nonsense.
barockeva - February 25, 2009, 11:28 pm
Conservatives: Because the earth is only 6,000 years old and a magic zombie turned himself into bread for everyone to eat.
Sean - December 30, 2008, 6:44 pm
--even third grade school teachers can be a little funny if they try, no?
Sean - December 30, 2008, 6:44 pm
That's it. No more political content on this site of any sort until all sticks are removed from all asses and humor is rediscovered. (Uhm, please don't dwell on that last bit too closely as it is scatologically suspect.) At least try to be funny ... ev
Anon - December 30, 2008, 6:18 pm
Libs believe what their teachers, professors, mainstream media and groupthink peers brainwashed into their heads. Conservatives ARE the ones thinking for themselves.
Sean - December 30, 2008, 5:40 pm
I'm a libertarian, but i am intrigued ... these "other people", do they charge by the thought? And are any of them funny?
Anonymous - December 30, 2008, 5:29 pm
Liberals - Because ideas that have failed for the past 200+ years aren't bad, they just didn't have the right people in place.


VAMPIRE WEDDING - Am I the only one who gets the weirdness?


TAGS: vampire wedding pms redheads
Rating: 2.04/5

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Purity - March 25, 2009, 8:51 am
Haha, well pointed out. I did not notice that. XD
mally - February 12, 2009, 2:28 am
i like how they didnt powder her underarm


THIS ISN'T FUNNY - but it's a demotivational picture so you will thumb it up.


TAGS: fdsads
Rating: 1.38/5

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agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 11:36 pm
LOL! His, I buy for the articles.
ICEMAN - June 18, 2010, 11:34 pm
Culos will never forgive you.
agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 11:33 pm
Only Cubby's work makes me lick the screen.
Cubbybear - June 18, 2010, 11:32 pm
Hynotoad only works on newbies
GreyScorpion - June 18, 2010, 11:31 pm
it gets one thumb
agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 11:28 pm
No line on this one. It's like allowing bets on TNA wrestling.
ICEMAN - June 18, 2010, 11:25 pm
Aggy, you're in Vegas. You takin' any bets?


DESTINATIONS -


TAGS: choose a path in life that leads you to happiness
Rating: 4.92/5

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agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 2:05 am
I'm guessing it's the loo.
AudioStalker - August 5, 2010, 12:20 am
Journey Man. Roads are made with our feet. Our paths are created by our own walking.
Faceplant31 - August 4, 2010, 8:09 pm
Very nice one rerun! 5L


ELVES -




SUFFERANCE -




FOOTBALLER -




THATONECHICK -


TAGS: ads personal tribute fun cubby
Rating: 4.63/5

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crankyhead - June 27, 2010, 1:18 am
I'm guessing it's Married Female.
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 1:12 am
MotiFaker.... DUH!
thatonechick - June 27, 2010, 12:49 am
male/female ?
ICEMAN - June 27, 2010, 12:47 am
Mooooooofucker?
thatonechick - June 27, 2010, 12:45 am
The telephone numbers are 314... St. Louis. :) But, um, what's an 'MF' ? I mean besides motherfucker. LoL
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 10:53 pm
It's classified code for Stagnant-Type Lifestyle.
Anonymous2 - June 26, 2010, 9:59 pm
Is that STL Seattle or St. Louis?
ICEMAN - June 26, 2010, 9:57 pm
Cool! Gorilla-grams.


RELIGION - A mind blowing concept.




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